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BIRDS!!!!!!!!
Right then got your attention. On this site I am gonna tell you my thoughts about women in general and thoughts of particular women.
Controversial it may be but it's all a laugh really, and I'm not known for my subtlety anyway, so B@L@O@C@S to ya!
1. If a woman hasn't screwed you over yet - she's about to!
2.If a woman is having a chat about "shopping" with her girlfriends, guaranteed they're talking about you!
3.No matter where you hide your magazine collection they always find it and move it somewhere you're guaranteed not to find it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4.No matter how well you think things are going they always find a way to throw everything in the air!
5.They're too bl*ody hard to find! Is it all worth it?
6.You can't live with 'em and you have to do the ironing without 'em.
7.If they have a little ding in the car - you know it's a right-off.
8.When they say "I need some space" they mean I want a new bloke!!!
If this is all too much to believe, or you have anything to add to this list, then Email me and I promise I'll TRY and justify my thinking (or not)
Pretty Ladies!!!!
Right now after all that I'm gonna talk about pretty ladies like Billie Piper (Evans) and Melinda Messanger
HMmmmmmm now these are two fine examples of woman hood. On the Left we have Billie Piper (Evans), and on the right Melinda Messanger. How any man could refuse an evening with either, or both, of these two I do not know. Also high on my list of lovely ladies is Kerry from Atomic Kitten.
Obviously I had to modify this pic, but I'm sure you can all imagine what it really looks like. If anyone can't let me know and I'll send it to ya.